Dangit, the one thing I wish WASN'T an April Fool's Day joke.
The best part is the math:
The best part is the math:
N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy

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The best part.....